first.blog.ever

you heard it hear first folks. im a blogger virgin. it guess i was expecting it to hurt more. my blog hymen has been torn.
but i guess that was implied so on with the show!

what to expect:
1. i don't capitalize anything. fuck the i's and proper names, they think the're all important and shit.
2. i think i'm funny but i'm really not.
3. i don't believe in cats; no, not that i don't like them, they simply don't exist.
4. i am wasting time at my soul sucking call center job.
5. my name is jilldo for godsakes.