"you know your green eyes are technically a genetic defect, they aren't supposed to be like that y'know"
"funny, that's what the lady at that restaurant said to me"
"didn't she call you as a genetic defect as a whole?"
"apparently it's not normal to surround yourself with plants in the restaurant. i guess my eyes don't camoflauge me like i thought they would"
"......."
"whatever. i take my pants off both legs at a time just like you do"